Satans' little whore

(Source: amypoehler, via sandraaake)

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I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got


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even if i gave a fuck i wouldn’t give it to u 

(Source: congestion, via ellllukas)

(Source: kiekstn, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)